Top 30 Cute, Spooky, and Funny Halloween Sayings and Quotes

Funny Halloween Sayings - Halloween is coming

Halloween is coming,
bring on the tricks.
Come to our party,
we provide the treats.


Funny Halloween Sayings - this is Halloween!

A gypsy fire is on the hearth,
sign of the carnival of mirth;
Through the dun fields and
from the glade Flash merry folk
in masquerade, for this is Halloween!

Funny Halloween Sayings - scary costumes

Scary costumes everywhere,
giving all such a scare.

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. —Conan O’Brien

Scary, scary Halloween night.
Dress up in a costume
and make sure it can fright!

Funny Halloween Quotes - haunting mystery

There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery. —Joseph Conrad

Funny Halloween Quotes - wishing you a fright

I wish I may, I wish I might, have the pleasure of giving you a fright!

Men say that in this midnight hour;
The disembodied have power;
To wander as it liketh them;
By wizard oak and fairy stream.
—William Motherwell

Candy apples and candy corn.
Dead zombies waiting to mourn.
Living souls about to be torn.
By scary costumes kids have worn.

A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand presses the snib of the window, the latch rises. Ghosts were created when the first man awoke in the night. —J.M. Barrie

Funny Halloween Sayings - halloween pumpkins

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show.

Funny Halloween Sayings - Jack-o-Lantern

May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright;
Of soft and golden hue.
Pierce through the
future’s veil and show;
What fate now holds
for you.

Funny Halloween Sayings - bats flying in the trees

Bats flying in the trees.
Waiting to become true vampires.
Run, people, run.

Funny Halloween Sayings - Boo!

BOO! Have a spook-tacular Halloween!

Funny Halloween Sayings - All Hallows Eve

Nothing beats a haunted moonlit night on All Hallows Eve… And on this fatal night, at this witching time, the starless sky laments black and unmoving. The somber hues of an ominous, dark forest are suddenly illuminated under the emerging face of the full moon. —Kim Elizabeth

Funny Halloween Sayings - ghoulies and ghosts

From ghoulies and ghosties;
And long-leggedy beasties;
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!
—Scottish Saying

Funny Halloween Sayings - black cats on halloween

When black cats prowl
and pumpkins gleam;
May luck be yours
on Halloween.

Ghosts, goblins and witches abound.
Skulls reported at the lost and found.

Trick or Treat!
Come and eat!
Our grilled pig’s feet!

Shadows of a thousand years
rise again unseen;
Voices whisper in the trees,
“Tonight is Halloween!”
—Dexter Kozen

It was dark and stormy night.
You will have such a fright.

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Funny Halloween Sayings - witches on Halloween

When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
’tis near Halloween.

Funny Halloween Sayings - ghosts and monsters

On Halloween, witches come true;
Wild ghosts escape from dreams.
Each monster dances in the park.
—Nicholas Gordon

Funny Halloween Sayings - trick or treat

Trick or Threat?
Happy Halloween!

Funny Halloween Sayings - spooky little girl on halloween

Just like a ghost,
you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams;
So I’ll propose on Halloween.
Love is kind crazy with a
spooky little girl like you.

Funny Halloween Sayings - Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween!

Funny Halloween Sayings - Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween!

One of the things I like best about the Halloween show is that I change outfits about six times in the show. It is a lof of fun to play the different characters. —Nancy Kerrigan

I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids. —Robert Brault

Black witches on broom sticks.
Come to our Halloween party,
just for kicks!

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