Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays. —Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. —Erma Bombeck
Funny Christmas Quotes: There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right? —Conan O’Brien
Fake People Quotes: Sometimes those who don’t socialize much aren’t actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.
Funny Albert Einstein quotes
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”