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Sarcastic Quotes About Fake People


1. Sometimes it's not the people who change, it's the mask that falls off.

2. Dear fake friends, First of all, you should know, I am typing this with my middle finger!!

3. I am going to be very busy in the afterlife. The list of people I'm going to haunt grows everyday.

4. Fake people don't surprise me anymore, loyal people do.

5. Some of the most poisonous people come disguised as friends and family.

6. People will stab you in the back and then ask why you're bleeding.

7. Spreading rumors about me? Well, that's good.. I mean, at least you learned to spread something other than your legs.

8. The crap you hear about me might be true, or it could be as fake as the person who told you.

9. Fake people have an image to maintain, real people just don't give a shit.

10. I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.

11. Being too nice is almost like a crime nowadays. Fake friends are everywhere.

12. Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

13. I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light and see which are real and which are fake!

14. Sometimes those who don't socialize much aren't actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.

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